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Old November 25th, 2022, 11:45 PM
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Ned Seagoon Ned Seagoon is offline
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Birthday Outing

A wife takes her husband to a lap dance club as a present for his birthday.

Doorman at the club "Gdday Jim, hows tricks?"

Wife angrily "How come he knows you?"

Husband "Ummm...Ahhh..he's on the footy team."

Inside, the barman says "Hi Jim, the usual?"

Increasingly angry, the wife is about to explode. The Husband says "Before you say anything, he's on the darts team."

Then a lap dancer walks up "Hi Jim....the Craven Special again?"

The wife decides that enough is enough and furiously drags him out of the club. She tosses him into a taxi. The taxi driver says "Hey Jimmy boy! Wow, you sure picked an ugly one this time!"
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Old November 26th, 2022, 04:18 PM
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