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Old October 15th, 2005, 12:43 PM
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*ADULT* The Pope

The new Pope was having a shower. Although he is very strict about the

celibacy rules, he occasionally felt the need to exercise the right

wrist, and this was one of these occasions.

Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a

picture of the holy seed flying through the air.

"Hold on a minute" said the Pope. "You can't do that. you'll destroy the

reputation of the Catholic Church.".

"This picture is my lottery win" said the photographer. "I'll be

financially secure for life."

So, the Pope offered to buy the camera off the photographer, and after

lots of negotiation, they eventually arrived at a figure of two million

quid.

The Pope then dried himself off, and headed off with his new camera. He

met his housekeeper, who spotted the camera.

"That looks like a really good camera," she said, "how much did it cost you?"

"Two million quid" replied the Pope.

"TWO MILLION QUID!" shrieked the housekeeper.......

Wait for it!.......

keep going







keep going









keep going











Nearly there









"They must have seen you coming!"
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Old October 15th, 2005, 01:06 PM
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Pulled that one off without a cuss word, too!
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Old October 15th, 2005, 01:08 PM
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Pulled that one off without a cuss word, too!
Excellent double entendre! Top marks
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