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I probably made ALL these calls!!!
And if I didn't, then watch out coz I must've been cloned!!!
Tech Support Calls Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop- up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click', so I wrote 'click'." (At this point the call handler had to put the customer on hold to tell the rest of the staff what had happened!) Tech Support (giggling): "Ok, did you type 'click' with the keyboard?" After a few seconds of silence Customer: "I've done something dumb, right?" ********** Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?" Customer: "Wow! How can you see my screen from there?" ********** Customer: "Hello. I can't get on the network." Tech Support: "Ok. Just read me your asset number so we can open an outage." Customer: "What is that?" Tech Support: "That little barcode on the front of your computer." Customer: "Ok. Big bar, little bar, big bar, big bar . . ." ********** Overheard in a computer shop Customer: "I'd like a mouse mat, please." Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety." Customer: "But will they be compatible with my computer?" |
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me too
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