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Court humor
Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
A: "No." Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?" A: "No." Q: "Did you check for breathing?" A: "No." Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" A: "No." Q: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?" A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere." |
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I love that one, Harrie! Perfect ending!
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i should send that to a few lawyers i know its fitting.
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I have plenty of relatives who are lawyers, but sometimes I can't resist these jokes!
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Hehe I should send this to my cousin,he is a big time lawyer
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