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Old October 6th, 2000, 07:25 AM
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Court humor

Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

A: "No."

Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?"

A: "No."

Q: "Did you check for breathing?"

A: "No."

Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"

A: "No."

Q: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"

A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"

A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

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Old October 6th, 2000, 08:41 AM
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I love that one, Harrie! Perfect ending!

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Old October 6th, 2000, 08:47 AM
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i should send that to a few lawyers i know its fitting.

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Old October 6th, 2000, 08:51 AM
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I have plenty of relatives who are lawyers, but sometimes I can't resist these jokes!
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Hehe I should send this to my cousin,he is a big time lawyer
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