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Old February 26th, 2023, 01:45 PM
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Ned Seagoon Ned Seagoon is offline
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Finding the perfect man.

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman.

After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback. They end up getting married.

On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

"What this?" she asks.

"I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if you're anything like a kangaroo, I'm gunna need all the room I can get."
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