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Old October 4th, 2022, 09:05 PM
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Military trivia

Russia once had the 2nd most powerful army in the world.

They now have the 2nd most powerful army in Ukraine.
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Old October 4th, 2022, 10:05 PM
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I wonder who the first is?
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Old October 6th, 2022, 12:11 AM
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I wonder who the first is?
Maybe Moldova????
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Old October 6th, 2022, 06:56 AM
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A Russian soldier runs up to a nun. "Please let me hide under your dress, I'll explain later!"

The nun agrees. A moment later, two military policeman approach her and ask, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way." Off they went in persuit.

The soldier crawls out from under the dress and says, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go and fight the Ukrainians."

The nun replies, "I completely understand".

The soldier then adds, "I hope you don't mind me saying, but you have a great pair of legs."

The nun replied, "If you'd have looked higher, you'd have also seen a great pair of balls too. I don't want to go and fight the Ukrainians either!"
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Old October 6th, 2022, 07:28 PM
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Brilliant....
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Old October 7th, 2022, 07:46 AM
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Excellent!!
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Old October 7th, 2022, 12:11 PM
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The Treaty on the Prohibition of Nuclear Weapons opened for signature at the United Nations in New York on 20 September 2017 and entered into force on 22 January 2021.

There are currently 91 signatories.



No countries with nuclear weapons signed the treaty.
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Old October 8th, 2022, 11:46 PM
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Yes its very scary....... That stuff needs to be done away with!!
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