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Old October 2nd, 2022, 10:26 PM
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The Pictures

A Lawyer, representing a wealthy art collector called him and said,
"Paul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; Let's hear the good news first."

The lawyer said,
"Well, your wife met me today and informed that
She bought two pictures for $1,500, that she thinks will fetch a minimum of $10 to $15million.
I saw the pictures, And I think she could be right."


Paul replied enthusiastically,
"Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman!
You've just made my day.
Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"


The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you & your secretary."
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Old October 2nd, 2022, 10:46 PM
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Old October 3rd, 2022, 12:23 AM
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