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Old March 26th, 2015, 03:56 AM
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Higgs joke
Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says, 'I'm sorry, we don't allow Higgs Bosons to come to our church.' The Higgs Boson says, 'But without me, you can't have mass.'

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Old March 26th, 2015, 11:39 PM
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Very funny after I found out what the hell you were on about

A Higgs boson of mass ≈125 GeV has been tentatively confirmed by CERN on 14 March 2013,
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Old March 26th, 2015, 11:47 PM
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Zip was implying that Catholics are fundamental particles.

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explains why some fundamental particles have mass even though the symmetries controlling their interactions should require them to be massless
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Old March 26th, 2015, 11:50 PM
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Phew!!
Glad I am not a Catholic...................
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Old March 27th, 2015, 03:57 AM
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Makes as much sense as cricket rules.
So there.
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Old March 27th, 2015, 05:19 AM
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Fair enough..
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