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Old March 27th, 2022, 05:08 PM
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Karen is feeling sick

Karen goes to the doctor again, still not feeling well.

Karen: "Doctor, Iíve not been feeling well lately.".

Doctor: "Well, I've had a look at your lab reports and I have a prognosis."

Karen: "Donít give me this lab report nonsense. I believe in homeopathic medicine, faith-based approaches and healing crystals. All my life, they have never failed me. Now will you do things my way or do I need to see another doctor?!?

Doctor: "Sure, weíll do things your way. No need to raise your voice. Why donít we try an astrology based approach?"

Karen: "Yes. It would be good if people such as yourself listened to your patients more often."

Doctor: "So then, whatís your star sign?"

Karen: "Cancer."

Doctor: "Well what a coincidences,..... coincidences!"
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Old March 31st, 2022, 11:19 PM
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I wonder what her response was to that??
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Old April 1st, 2022, 06:41 AM
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Camomile tea then doc????
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Old April 4th, 2022, 09:09 PM
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Sorry, Ned.......

But this isn't funny in my book.

Unfortunately, I have come across these types of people.
And only by having reality literally smack them in the face.
Do they finally wake up, and listen to what someone is telling them.

Thou.....
More times then not, they simply die in ignorance.
{Shaking my head, while doing a facepalm}.


Signed: Ensign Tzap
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Old April 5th, 2022, 03:21 PM
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Point taken, but remember this is the joke forum and:-
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Old April 6th, 2022, 03:50 AM
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No one has answered my ques

What was her response dues??
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