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Old May 6th, 2007, 01:59 AM
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My wife told me last week that we canít afford to buy beer anymore, so I have to quit.

Then I found her paying $65 for make-up. I asked her why it is that she can still buy stuff, but I canít.

She said that she needed to buy the make-up so that she could look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.


I donít think she is coming back.
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Old May 6th, 2007, 09:53 AM
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Old May 6th, 2007, 10:46 AM
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Dan, what are you doing? Did you forget the agreement.
C'mon man.
NO-ONE is to laugh at Zip's jokes.
No exceptions!

Now he's just gonna get all encouraged and stuff and start thinkin' he's funny.
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Old May 6th, 2007, 04:49 PM
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Dan, what are you doing? Did you forget the agreement.
C'mon man.
NO-ONE is to laugh at Zip's jokes.
No exceptions!

Now he's just gonna get all encouraged and stuff and start thinkin' he's funny.
what agreement - I must of missed that one.
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Old May 7th, 2007, 12:18 PM
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Hahaha, that was a goodie!
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Old May 8th, 2007, 01:16 PM
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haha that was a good one though.
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