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Old October 19th, 2014, 06:32 PM
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Emily Davison, suffragette

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History remembers Emily Davison, who threw herself in front of the King's horse to become a martyr for the suffragette movement.

It SHOULD remember her husband Boris, who didn't get his dinner that night.
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Old October 19th, 2014, 11:29 PM
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Neddie, kinda think Boris cooked dinner for both of them anyway.



Did the laundry, washed clothes, cleaned the dishes and then got tied down and got lashed until he begged for mercy. Then she untied him, and...

Goodness, look at the time. Need to polish my nails. Busy busy I am.
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Old October 20th, 2014, 02:59 AM
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And here I was going to trash Mama Davison for not teaching Boris how to feed himself.
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