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Emily Davison, suffragette
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1) The following joke may offend those of a more sensitive nature, if you are such a person stop reading now. 2) Australian Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders are warned that the following may make mention of deceased persons. 3) Children are advised that they should have their parents approval to read this joke. Homework comes before jokes. History remembers Emily Davison, who threw herself in front of the King's horse to become a martyr for the suffragette movement. It SHOULD remember her husband Boris, who didn't get his dinner that night. |
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Neddie, kinda think Boris cooked dinner for both of them anyway.
Did the laundry, washed clothes, cleaned the dishes and then got tied down and got lashed until he begged for mercy. Then she untied him, and... Goodness, look at the time. Need to polish my nails. Busy busy I am. |
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And here I was going to trash Mama Davison for not teaching Boris how to feed himself.
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