Joke

[zipulrich]

Two guys walk into a bar.

The third one ducked.

[sho-dan]

[rockboy]

Good one.

A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you."

"Why not?" asks the snake.

The bartender says, "Because you can't hold your liquor."

[Snurfen]

Giligan Alert Giligan Alert Woooooo Wooooo

[dammit]

A man walked ito a bar.. he went OUCHHHHH... Iron Bar..... Tommy Cooper circa 1965 ish

[Vercades]

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bar keep says,"Hey you going to pay for that?!"

Duck says,"I'll put it on my bill"

[Jintan]

A dog walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a drink."

Bartender replies, "Sure pal. The toilet's two doors down on the right."



Lord, have I sunk this low?

[brb]

A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre, so the barman gives her one

[uripyores]

A dog with a limp goes into a bar.

The barman asks; "Can I help you?"

Dog says; "I'm a lookin' for the man who shot my paw".


byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm going , dont worry.

ps. that's my favourite joke of all time.

[Snurfen]

Originally Posted by brb

A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre, so the barman gives her one

and thats my favourite of all time.....

[Philis]