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Old November 20th, 2005, 06:00 AM
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Two guys walk into a bar.

The third one ducked.
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Old November 20th, 2005, 06:37 AM
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Old November 20th, 2005, 08:03 AM
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Good one.

A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you."

"Why not?" asks the snake.

The bartender says, "Because you can't hold your liquor."

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Old November 21st, 2005, 01:23 AM
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Giligan Alert Giligan Alert Woooooo Wooooo
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Old November 21st, 2005, 01:27 AM
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A man walked ito a bar.. he went OUCHHHHH... Iron Bar..... Tommy Cooper circa 1965 ish
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Old November 21st, 2005, 02:52 AM
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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bar keep says,"Hey you going to pay for that?!"

Duck says,"I'll put it on my bill"
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Old November 21st, 2005, 04:21 AM
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A dog walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a drink."

Bartender replies, "Sure pal. The toilet's two doors down on the right."



Lord, have I sunk this low?
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Old November 21st, 2005, 10:00 AM
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A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre, so the barman gives her one
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Old November 21st, 2005, 11:47 AM
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A dog with a limp goes into a bar.

The barman asks; "Can I help you?"

Dog says; "I'm a lookin' for the man who shot my paw".


byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm going , dont worry.

ps. that's my favourite joke of all time.
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Old November 21st, 2005, 05:05 PM
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A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre, so the barman gives her one
and thats my favourite of all time.....
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