just another blonde joke

[sarahzetta]

One day a Blonde walked into the doctors office with 2 red ears.
The doctor asked what happened. She said "I was ironing and the
phone rang and I picked up the iron by mistake. "What happened
to the other ear?" the doctor asked. "They called back."

[black mirror]

I resent that... what about patient confidentiality.??? . who told that doctor he could tell you

[sarahzetta]

A blonde is sitting on a park bench and she is crying a man
walks up to her and asked whats wrong. She said terrible news,
he said what. My mother died but that's not the worst news. He
ask what is the worst news and she said I call my sister and she
said her mother died to.

[sarahzetta]

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered
the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted
him by saying "T-G-I-F"
He smiled at her and replied "S-H-I-T"
She looked at him, puzzled, and said "T-G-I-F" again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering "S-H-I-T".
The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a
quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T".
The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she
said, "T-G-I-F, T-hank G-oodness I-ts F-riday; get it?"
The man answered, "S-orry H-oney, I-t's T-hursday".

[black mirror]

[chryssi2001]

Oh last one was incredible

[mmherk]

Good ones.