Golf

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A father, son and grandson go out to the country club for their
weekly round of golf. Just as they reach the first tee, a beautiful
young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approaches them.
She explains that the guy who brought her to the club for a round
of golf had an emergency, which called him away and asks the trio
whether she can join them.

Naturally, the guys all agree. Smiling, the blonde thanks them.

"Look, fellows, I work in a topless bar as a dancer, so nothing
shocks me anymore. If any of you wants to smoke cigars, have a
beer, bet, swear or tell off-color stories or do anything that you
normally do when playing a round together, go ahead... But I enjoy
playing golf. And I consider myself pretty good at it. So don't
try to coach me on how to play."

With that the guys agree to relax and invite her to drive first.

All eyes were fastened on her shapely behind as she bent over
during the round. Long and straight tee shots, coupled with
stunning iron and short-game play, left them breathless at more
than just her superior looks!

When they get to the 18th green, the blonde is 3 under par, but
has a very nasty 12-foot putt on an undulating green for a par.
She turns to the three guys. "I really want to thank you all for
not acting like a bunch of chauvinists and telling me what club to
use or how to play a shot, but I need this putt for a 69 and I'd
really like to break 70 on this course. If any one of you can tell
me how to make par on this hole, I'll take him, pour some 25-year
old Haig & Haig Scotch in him, fix him dinner, and then show him
a the time of his life, all night long!"

The son jumps at the thought. He strolls across the green,
carefully eyeing the line of the putt. "Honey, aim about 6 inches
to the right of the hole and hit it firm. It will get over that
little hump and break right into the cup."

The father kneels down and sights the putt, using his putter as
a plumb. "Don't listen to the kid, darlin', you want to hit it
softly, 10 inches to the right and run it left down that little
hogback so it falls into the cup."

Gray-haired grandpa walks over to the blonde's ball on the green,
picks it up and hands it to her. "Why sweetheart, that's a gimme!
Your place or mine?"

[Snurfen]

Lol!