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Old December 18th, 2006, 08:01 PM
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Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.


She's Such A *****......
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Old December 18th, 2006, 08:26 PM
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Old December 18th, 2006, 11:50 PM
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Old December 19th, 2006, 02:44 AM
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Old December 20th, 2006, 04:47 PM
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Hahaha! That was funny!
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Old December 20th, 2006, 05:49 PM
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