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*Adult*Nursery Rhymes
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her Thighs Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front but she didn't wear that one very often. Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread. Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you di**head. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "F*ck him, He's only an egg. Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's ass and turned it's wool to nylon. Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was funny that way. |
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Very good! You trying to get us into troube with follow ups, oh divine one?
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