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Jokes Forum Looking for a laugh and a giggle ? Post your jokes and gags here. Please add *Adult* to the subject title if the joke is of an adult nature. Anything obscene will be removed immediately. |
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Late-Night Immigration Jokes
Ok, maybe politically incorrect but, darn, they are funny.
"According to this new bill that's tied up in the Senate, illegal immigrants who can prove they've been here for two years would be allowed to stay. So follow the logic here. If you can prove you broke the current law for two years, you've protected under the new law." --Jay Leno MORE Last edited by Nick Grana; May 3rd, 2006 at 11:15 PM. |
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It is not working i get a forbidden error
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I fixed link. Maybe someone junked it because of.....heck, no reason needed most of the times.
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So you're trying to blame "Someone"?
There was no link there to fix. |
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Fixed Nick.
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I know. My bad. Sorry.
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Why should the Mexicans be the butt of all the jokes?
An Irishman was flustered about not being able to find a parking space. “Lord,” he prayed, “I can't stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday.” Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun shone on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man said, “Never mind, I found one.” Last edited by Ned Seagoon; July 2nd, 2022 at 12:32 PM. |
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An Aussie, a Kiwi, and a South African are at a bar one night having a beer.
All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, takes off his diamond encrusted watch, pulls out a gun and shoots the watch to pieces. He says "In Seth Efrika we have so many diamonds that we don't need to wear the same diamond twice". The Kiwi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "Will bro, en Niw Zilland we have so much sand to make the glass that we don't need to drink out of the same cup twice". The Australian then pulls out his gun and shoots the Kiwi. |
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