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Old May 3rd, 2006, 01:39 AM
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Late-Night Immigration Jokes
Ok, maybe politically incorrect but, darn, they are funny.
"According to this new bill that's tied up in the Senate, illegal immigrants who can prove they've been here for two years would be allowed to stay. So follow the logic here. If you can prove you broke the current law for two years, you've protected under the new law." --Jay Leno

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Old May 3rd, 2006, 10:12 PM
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To the mods: error 403 to the link?
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 10:13 PM
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It is not working i get a forbidden error
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 11:16 PM
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I fixed link. Maybe someone junked it because of.....heck, no reason needed most of the times.
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 11:32 PM
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So you're trying to blame "Someone"?
There was no link there to fix.
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 11:54 PM
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Fixed Nick.
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Old May 4th, 2006, 12:19 AM
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I know. My bad. Sorry.
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To the mods: error 403 to the link?
Hmmmm the link works when I click it,pretty funny stuff!!
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Why should the Mexicans be the butt of all the jokes?



An Irishman was flustered about not being able to find a parking space.
“Lord,” he prayed, “I can't stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday.”
Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun shone on an empty parking spot.
Without hesitation, the man said, “Never mind, I found one.”
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An Aussie, a Kiwi, and a South African are at a bar one night having a beer.
All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, takes off his diamond encrusted watch, pulls out a gun and shoots the watch to pieces.
He says "In Seth Efrika we have so many diamonds that we don't need to wear the same diamond twice".
The Kiwi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "Will bro, en Niw Zilland we have so much sand to make the glass that we don't need to drink out of the same cup twice".
The Australian then pulls out his gun and shoots the Kiwi.
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