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Old April 14th, 2005, 10:14 PM
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Flying Kites

A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite.

He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds,
then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few
more times with no success.

All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering
to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need more tail."

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says,
"Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite!"
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Old April 14th, 2005, 10:42 PM
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Haha....good one.
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Old April 14th, 2005, 10:57 PM
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talking about being whipped...
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