Old Man

[Toyman1952]

Woman walks up to little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “Couldn’t help noticing how happy you look. What’s your secret for a long happy life?” “Well," he said, "I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, & never exercise.” “That’s amazing,” the woman said “how old are you?” “26,” he said.

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Death of Fish

Bob looked over the fence to see why his neighbour was digging and said to his neighbour

“why are u digging?”

and his neighbour said

”my fish is dead”

and bob said

‘its a big hole for a fish”

and the neighbour says “well your cat swallowed him”