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Old May 2nd, 2006, 12:08 PM
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Jim and Edna

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the
deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good news and
bad news. The good news is you're being discharged. Since you were able
to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry,
but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry." "How soon
can I go home?"
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 05:30 PM
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 09:00 PM
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Old April 6th, 2022, 03:55 AM
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Hehe I wonder if she was still discharged??
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